In a Nutshell...

Monumental shrinkage. Beyond reparations. What’s a few million between two allies? Tokyo underground. Aquaphile’s wet dream. Highbrow criminals. Knockoff Statue of Liberty. Where your stomach goes after death. Game worn Jesus memorabilia. Wish upon a cemented star. Trample on some graves. The age of treason. Wake up and smell the bird poop. Stained glass porn. Artist shelter. In surreal time. Pet unicorn. The lock and key to your heart. A ‘colorful’ personality. French artists only. Mainstream counter culture. Monet vision. A ‘clean slate.’ Smug Mona Lisa. More ‘colorful’ personalities. Peking rats. Sad fountain, happy fountain. Ugly building. (it’s what inside that counts) Saving time itself. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Accountant. Get your ‘gears’ going. Indulge your multiple personalities. You know what they say about big arches. Highbrow Brady Bunch. A Freemason sausage fest. A dead artist collective. Vintage toilet paper. Salvage what’s left of your relationship. Old fashioned selfies. With great power comes great.. using power for personal gains. A good head off your shoulders. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? Validation comes from without. Napoleon’s toy chest. Get on my lawn! Question death. Defy death. Confront death. The city of lust? Cannonball! Queer eye for the straight neighborhood. Upscale voyeurism. Insta-envy. Kids are natural drunks. Horny pen pals. Must-see executions. The Brooklyn of Paris. Not made in China. Technically not made in Italy. Easy access church. Distance makes the heart grow a bit less indifferent. Fountain of youth. Fountain of myth. You’ll never be royal. Parenting is a thankless job. Virgin Mary wore it best. The fresh prints of Bel Air. Artist ‘in residence.’ Champagne wishes. Be our guest, be our guest but don’t touch the furniture. Catherine de Medici’s drug stash. Release the hounds. Overworking Da Vinci. Bromancing Da Vinci. Mistresses are expensive (but worth it!). Royal “high-ness.” BYO salmon. Free the tanks. Troglodyte man cave. ‘Carving’ out a niche. Troglodyte Airbnb. Troglodyte House Hunters. The origins of window shopping. Elephantine structures. ‘Water-front’ view. ‘Walk up’ apartment. Sci-fi church. Loch Ness monster, found dead at 83. Astronomy Appreciation Club. View to take your breath away literally. French Batman. French Indiana Jones. People died so you can enjoy this view. Drown at your own risk. Chilling with St. Michael. Work “cut out” for you. Beaches and rosé (colored rocks) all day. Death is a communist and the afterlife is a nightclub? Birds that go Hitchcock. Hash out your inner turmoil. Peer pressured by the archangel Michael. Drugged-out ghosts. French Bureaucracy at its finest. Soldier-chic. Chute meet chute. Wartime hide and seek. Getting back from war just in time for prom. Nazi Duck Hunt. Commemorating the real hero of WWII, Tom Hanks. Can’t stop, no I won’t stop (conquering). Wood repurposed for a higher purpose. Swashbuckling Protestants. You are not special. The last mill standing. Monet’s splashing grounds. If you can’t beat him, wait for him to die of gangrene. My Lionheart will go on. Got burned at the stake and all I got was this church. People watching sans execution. Eternal rest. Don’t shoot yourself in the chest. He died of a broken heart (and syphilis). Stairwell to heaven. Writer’s ‘block.’ Zombie Jules Verne. All you need is God, and carbs. Shock horrors of war. Cheeky Brits. Fallen Canucks. Ace in the hole. Rising Canucks. Self harm. Sexy intellectuals. Cannonball! Death on the beach.

All is fair in love and war.

Part 1: Paris

Part 2: Paris Expanded

3: Versailles & Champagne

part 4: Nantes & BritTany

5: Brittany & normandy

6: somme & pas-de-calais

Suggested Itinerary - Based on Length of stay

3 Days: Part 1. 6 Days: Parts 1 and 5. 9 Days: Parts 1, 3 and 5. 12 Days: Parts 1-3 and 5. 15 Days: Parts: 1-3, 4-5. 18 Days: All