In a Nutshell...

Big Ben who? You’ll never be royal. Slumber party at Churchills. Royals live the millennial dream. A cure for overstimulation. Make your Insta-followers feel worthless, by comparison. Decry gentrification. Contribute to gentrification. The executed English all-star team. Back to Hogwarts shopping. Humanity is a plague to the earth. Alien vs. King Arthur. Social-media savvy vikings. Whisper a sweet nothing, to a complete stranger. A Shakespearean night club. The best things in life are on sale. Sex not for sale. Smell your way through Soho. Root for the Stuart Little guy. Get your salad tossed. Former haunts of Pennywise the Clown and David Bowie. Turn to stone when you were gone (shopping). When one size doesn’t fit all. One “sketchy” tunnel. Unchecked passive aggression. Is the street getting smaller or am I getting bigger? Drinking and sailing. Untreated food comas. West side v. east side. More than one tree hill. Psychedelic staircase. Abbey Road Rage. A thoughtfully arranged mass grave. Harry Potter and the Traumatic Brain Injury. Sacrificial lamb stew. Upscale flea market. Town House Time Machine. Exit through the Night Club. Reverse sexism. Ancient pornography. From the Knights Templar to Tom Hanks. Ex (ecuted) wife. You’ll never look at hedge mazes in the same way again. The stuff of nightmares and wet dreams. As English as eel pie. Sculpture porn. Unjust cause for celebration. Vampire hunting. The High Line, but sketchier. Lights and music. Mixed traffic signals. The “underground” scene. Bowie stalking. Dinosaurs with manners. Medieval Banksy. 1960’s FOMO. The origin of the origin of species. Hogwarts but without magic. When you suck up to God and he smites you anyway. An apple a day keep the plague away. They don’t make towns like they used to. Steal from the rich and give… keep it for yourself. Trapped in a wine cellar. And the award for best tree goes to. Victorian cosplay. Selling your shoes to the devil. Roses and rosé. A joke gone too far. Useful follies. Peakless in Peak District. Froggle Rock. Drive-by photo shooting. “Mommy, how are hills made?” Stoner Stonehenge. Quaint af. You just had to commit suicide and ruin it for everyone. Refusing to age gracefully. Draft your personal manifesto. Incessant drunken yelling. Loving football and beer more than your own children. Spicy dreams. A reason to be sober. Is my face elongated or is it just me? Teen angst to teen idol. Cultured savages. The dead mothers club. Penny Lane is your head. Fake it until you make it (a cathedral). Badass churches. Bring out your inner screaming teenage girl. Iron Men. Incessant drunken yelling. A reason to get tetanus. Hayy, girl. Go where no wizard has gone before. Introvert hikes. Extrovert hikes. Scavenger hunt for the dead inside. Hardcore monks. Balancing rocks. Hanging rocks. Phone out of service. A day will come when horses ride humans. Manmade nature. Quality time with Dracula. Indecent exposure. Decent exposure. The duke is uncomfortable.

Long live the queen!

Part 1: LONDON

Part 2: London EXPANDED

Part 3: Greater LONDON

parT 4: CAMBRIDGE & PEAK DISTRICT

5: MANCHESTER & LIVERPOOL

Part 6: YORKSHIRE DALES & NORTH YORK MOORS

Suggested Itinerary - Based on Length of stay

3 Days: Part 1. 6 Days: Parts 1 and 4. 9 Days: Parts 1, 4-5. 12 Days: Parts 1, 4-6. 15 Days: Parts: 1-2, 4-6. 18 Days: All