In a Nutshell...

Baptism by beer. Appeal to half the body of St. Valentine. Get into the Irish spirits. Further gender stereotypes. Get catcalled by a statue. College for porn stars. Mummified Tom and Jerry. Drink. Is that pole moving or is it just me? Post office gone postal. You’ll never catch me lucky charms. Dine as the Lord intended. The not-so Fab Four. Drink. Killer tree. Sober up at a sobering memorial. Loosen up your buttons. Drink. Imprison the patriarchy! Where the deer hunters are now the deer hunted. Drink. Drink. Drink. Visit a 13th century third-wave coffee shop. Get high off religion. Being a monk doesn’t pay - literally and figuratively. Breaking unholy ground. For everything there is a season (basically you’re gonna die). Keep your eyes on the road (but those views), so you don’t end up like those “successful” pilots. Soul shaming. Mountains named Ben. Put your girdle back on. Find the key to the castle (ask politely). Mountains shaped like pancakes (mmm pancakes). Dine with giants. (What’s for dinner? You.) Does your stalactite hang low? Bird voyeurism. Keep your eyes on the road (but those views). Mountain of Eden. In the footsteps of Tom Cruise. Brush up on your Gaelic. Inches upon inches of white sand. Fish and chips and drinks = sleep. Grandpa’s not dead, he’s just sleeping, in the lake. Royally screwed. Enchanted bacon. Luck be a lady tonight. Knocking on heaven’s gate. Drunken Quidditch. Keep your eyes on the road (but those views). Mile high club for birds. In the footsteps of Luke Skywalker. Don’t look back or turn to salt. Get it on with the sky. Kill Britain! Trespassing on a private beach. The real capital of Ireland. You got the moves like Spiderman. Collect the rent from Satan. Knockoff holy relics. International bromances. Copper, iron and ore, no more! The stuff that wedding registries are made of. My house is a bit overcooked. After school, with Finn MacCool. Beware of bull. There ain’t no rest for the holy. Pissing in your pants is cool. The Norsemen are coming! (Norsemen, so hot right now.) Power wash the castle. Viking strip club. That castle’s seen better days. Fat shame the boulder. Fertile ground, literally. Virgin lakes and used-up ruins. I’m not crying, you’re crying! When temptation kicks your ass, literally. A tomb full of nothing. A lake full of beer. A god you can grab a beer with. Waterfall envy. Haunted castles…

We’re not worthy! We’re Not Worthy!

Part 1: Dublin

Part 2: Galway & clare

Part 3: kerry

parT 4: cork & waterford

Part 5: kilkenny & wicklow

Part 6: Coming soon

Suggested Itinerary - Based on Length of stay

3 Days: Part 1. 6 Days: Parts 1-2. 9 Days: Parts 1-3. 12 Days: Parts 1-4. 15 Days: All